Excerpt for Belize: Land of the Maya by The Florida Hoosier, available in its entirety at Smashwords

By The Florida Hoosier

Published by The Florida Hoosier

at Smashwords

Copyright 2011 The Florida Hooiser



Chapter 1

Belize City

Not being extremely fond of jungles and with visions of Voodoo dancing in my mind, my apprehension had been at a rather high level as I prepared to visit Belize. The journey had actually began the previous summer after spending a month in the outback of Australia.

Lynn Gardner and Helen Mitchell Hedges were displaying the crystal skull in Indianapolis the following week. Mitchell- Hedges , had discovered the skull while visiting Belize with her father in the 1920s when she was sixteen years old. She was on tour in the United States and at the meeting relayed an interesting story on how she came about finding the skull.

She told how they had searched in the jungle for the pyramid Lubaantun where the skull was reputed to be located. Upon discovering the pyramid, she being the smallest was elected to go down in the cavern in search of the treasure. Braving the hazards of entering an opening in the pyramid that possibly hadn’t been explored in centuries, she found the renowned skull and brought it to daylight for the first time in centuries.

Thus my journey into the ancient Maya land began, it all seemed very exciting and not knowing quite what to expect I began to make plans for the January expedition.

Looking out the window of the plane as it began it’s final approach into the Belize City airport I noticed a rather large cow grazing near the runway, this did nothing to dispel my anxiety about the approaching adventure. Luckily for us and the cow, she was more interested in eating the grass growing alongside the runway than becoming roadkill for an MD-80.

As I entered this jungle paradise, it felt as though I was entering another world, I definitely wasn’t in Kansas any longer. Stepping out of the plane, no jet way greeted us, it was down the steps and across the tarmac to the tiny airport.

The airport, a small cement block building, had none of the creature comforts that are associated with airports in the United States, the only creatures were several cats that had made their temporary homes in the airport. Customs and immigration consisted of two plywood tables on saw horses, thus we opened our luggage and displayed our underwear to the world. Smiling, well armed, friendly guards were manning both positions, and we were checked through with great efficiency. Leaving the airport by way of the back door ,a 15 year old taxi, a Ford Crown Victoria whisked us away to our hotel as our great adventure in the jungles of Central America began!


A native Belizian, almost 7 feet tall, greeted us as we pulled up in front of our humble abode, a two story house with a picket fence in front. Immediately he asked where we were from, after I had responded I was from Indiana I was surprised when he asked me if I knew Bobby Knight. I had seen a flurry of basketball goals on the way from the airport, it seems as if the modern day Mayas are still obsessed with basketball, as their ancestors practiced a rudimentary form of the sport centuries ago.

His second question set us back a little, "Do you want to buy any drugs?" Not being one that engages in that sort of activity, "No thanks." was the reply. One can only imagine the quality of the jails in this tiny country. We had been warned that the same people who would try to sell us drugs, would also turn the buyer into the local authorities, thus earning a reward, getting the drugs back and re-selling them again to the next victim.


The accommodations at our bed and breakfast, The Fort Street Hotel, were adequate, complete with a community bathroom. One soon learned to knock and holler before entering. Hemmingway is reputed to have stayed here, but just as George Washington is said to have stayed at every house in New England, so Hemingway is said to have stayed in many places. In both cases , much of it is true. Settling in for the evening , dinner was the first thing on the agenda, Red Snapper wrapped in a banana leaf, with all the trimmings and a quart sized Margarita seemed to be a decent way to start our little adventure. Might as well enjoy the evening, tomorrow we venture out into the hinterland, hard to envision what adventure might await us in the land of the Maya.


Chapter 2

Tikal Guatemala

After spending the first night of our journey in Belize City ,the time had come for the five of us, along with our Maya driver and guide to make the long drive to Tikal in neighboring Guatemala.


As we neared the border to Guatemala I couldn't help but notice that it resembled something out of a James Bond movie, khaki uniformed solders with semi-automatic weapons standing guard over a lonely deserted guard shack out in the middle of nowhere.


After the border guards checked our passports, we were detained for quite a while, no reason, they did not check anything, it just seemed that when they became tired of looking at us, they let us into the country.


Entered the Guatemala from Belize it was as if we were coming in the back door. We drove past an army base, complete with barbed wire fence and angry looking guards, It didn’t take long to realize this wasn’t the time or place for horse play or to make any move that might arouse suspicion.

I began wondering if I had done something REALLY stupid. There were no freeways here, just a mud road with a gazillion potholes, and this was the main road. I can only imagine what the back roads were like!


As of now, the Guatemalan government hasn't adopted our highway system, traveling along an extremely bumpy, dirt road one has plenty of time to observe the jungle and the many different types of wildlife living there.


Several tiny villages dot the landscape, the people who live in thatched hut roofs are extremely poor, owning only the bare essentials and probably a horse with which to do meager substance level farming. Women are washing their clothes in the river, just up stream from where some one else is drawing the daily supply of drinking water from the same body of water. With all of our supposedly necessary clean water standards one wonders why they don't get sick. We Americans get sick and they probably do too, however the human body is much more capable of warding off disease then most people want to admit.

I have nothing against a clean environment and the cleaner the better, however, in my humble opinion, a lot of our clean air standards are more about selling water and air filters than they are about clean air and water.


As we arrived at Tikal, we had seen very few people on the road so It was amazing how crowded it was, most people come to Tikal from Guatemala City, we had entered from Belize and was unaware of the popularity of the site. Checking with our local tour guide, we were informed that we had no room for the night at the Jaguar Inn, the local hotel. As happens quite frequently in third world countries, our room had been given to someone else.


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