No Body Nose
Donald Goodpaster
Published
by Donald Goodpaster at Smashwords
Copyright 2010 Donald
Goodpaster
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Once, a long time ago there was a beautiful green valley full of noses---large noses, small noses…big noses, tall noses… many wore brown derby hats. Some even wore tennis shoes, (these were the running noses), and they all lived happily together in the valley---happily, except for one small problem.
Their
Grand Queen was the problem. Her Majesty, Queen Kalabash, ruler of
all the noses was terribly lonely. And this loneliness caused her to
act snooty to her subjects.
“Do this!” she would
bellow. “Do that!” she would command.
It was on days like these that the smart noses stayed at home under their warm cotton hankies and out of her sight.