SCARED SKINNY DIET
Dr. Spok's Diet Conspiracy
Dietarianism Counselor on Human Obesity
by Lawrence Spak
Copyright 2011 by Lawrence Spak
Human Feast Publishing
Smashwords Edition
ISBN: 978-1-4659-0686-1
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About the Author/Artist:
Born in Gnovodoslognaslav, U.S.S.R. in 1942, Lawrence Spak spent his childhood in northern Siberia after his scientist father was forcibly sent to a secret underground Siberian facility to help build athletes with the new German superior race secrets smuggled into Russia after WWII. After his father's murder in 1968, he escaped to the United States. Though well educated and possessing a Doctorate in atomic engineering, cyclonics, and nuclear physics, the inventor of the Pulasinzki energy system, he turned to human health-nutritional philosophy. He is currently the President of the Liberian-American Father Freedom Ideological Nation (LAFFIN).
PRE-FAT-FACE
Why is
your ass so fat?
You fucking porky-pig.
How do you fuck a fat
girl? You roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Do I have
your attention?
Overweight is caused by FOOD INTAKE! Not
hereditarily inescapable causes that you use as an excuse.
FOOD
is not a HOBBY, to cure your emotional weaknesses.
Food is FUEL;
your body needs fuel to run the machine. GOOD fuel. You don't put
milk, kerosene, urine, muddy water, paint thinner, and Coca-Cola into
your new Cadillac Escalade. You put in the highest grade gasoline
(or diesel) from a reputable fuel supplier.