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Meatloaf and a Rosary
A Selection of Poems

Lori Arnold McFarlane

Copyright © 2012 Lori Arnold McFarlane, Smashwords Edition.
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This book is for Scott, who makes me believe I am a real poetess.



Table of Contents

Ladies Who Love the World
As They Know It

Drummers Make Lousy Lovers

Spring Used To Be My Favourite

Sunday Afternoons

A Solitary Cardinal

Nighttime

Jazz Man

Esther

Lost in Edinburgh

To My Husband

As Iron Sharpens Iron

Ingrid Misses Home

Life in a Laundry Basket

Flowers

How I Grew Big and Strong

In Memoriam of a Frog

The End Times

A Woman to the Rev.’s Wife
Outside the Fitness Club on JFK and Garland

If You Are Listening To Me In Heaven

A Little Graveyard in Damascus, Arkansas

Ode to Tess Durbeyfield

Virginity

He Killed a Dragon In His Sleep

Afterglow

My Sister, Asha

After the Car Crash

Donna’s Last Rites

Stained Glass

In Memory of Corduroy







Ladies Who Love the World
As They Know It

Rosehips in a warm brew
of freshly squeezed lemon-citrus
steam from tiny tea cups
painted with yellow ladies in straw hats
petting with imperfect pink fingers
perching baby bluebirds
on a cloudy Thursday in April –
listening to the silence of their breaths
between gusts of curlicue winds
and white snowflake dogwood petals
wondering where their men are,
wishing they were pregnant,
and all the while enjoying themselves
and the little tea cups they are painted on.



Drummers Make Lousy Lovers

All the peanut butter, honey and banana sandwiches in the world
will not stop these tears from waterfalling,
and I’ll never take another entomology special study,
without daydreaming of our favourite black putrefaction
that we love so dearly and know so well,
thanks to those morbid phone hours we wasted.
And next time I dance I won’t lead because you taught me how,
and I’ll choose white over wheat out of spite.
And when the daffodils die, Spring will too, and I hate that,
but it happens, just like long wavy brown hairs that I find on my bed
that aren’t mine or yours happen, but I’m not assuming anything.
Good Records leaves a bad taste in my mouth and E.T.
might as well fly me across the moon
since you just let me fall half way.
Take my spare key and clip it to your belt loop and see if I call back.
I probably will, you know that’s my downfall,
but at least I haven’t driven by your duplex yet, wouldn’t that be psychotic?
And now pink toenails or French manicures seem ridiculous,
and why do I shave my legs after all? I never wondered before,
thanks, darling, for whitewashing my brain.
Power chords still play though we never wrote those songs,
and in church I won’t sit by you and we’ll see who talks about it.
I’ll still read a book a month, even though I’m behind,
but all the upside down kisses in the world
and all the green tea can’t fix what you broke.


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