Creative Masturbation
“A Handbook for Wankers”
“What’s your excuse?”
‘Cheaper than dating...
Thomas Muldoon
Creative Masturbation – A handbook for Wankers...
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Copyright 2012 Thomas Muldoon
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Content for entertainment purposes only, not meant to offend. All names, places, characters and associations are fictitious – any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.
All examples are a figment of the authors imagination if they resemble anything similar to your own situation, circumstances or profile be assured it is purely coincidental.