Excerpt for If You Give a Redneck a Moonpie by Tom Twain, available in its entirety at Smashwords
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If You Give a Redneck a Moonpie
David Davis
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2009 Tom Twain
If You Give a Redneck a Moon Pie
By Tom Twain
If you give a redneck a moon pie,
that sucker is sure to ask for an R.C. cola to wash it down.
Then he’ll bum a chew
and park his backside in your favorite chair.
He’ll notice your bird dog, Jug-head,
and want to go hunting.
The redneck won’t have wheels,
so he’ll ask to use your new pickup.
(The one with the back-off mud flaps and the silver rims that spin.)