I know I need Jesus
What about You?
By Arthur O. DeBook
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2011 Arthur O. DeBook
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Dedication
This book is dedicated to anybody and everybody who was ever told “why you writing a book, nobody cares what you think enough to buy it!” well from all of us to all of you, HAND ME YOUR JAWBONE!! That’s an inside joke that people who know me will understand and for the rest of you who don’t, you should get to know me! Be on the lookout for the next book just as soon as I sell 500 of this one!
DISCLAIMER
All of the things you are about to read are based on my own personal life experiences and observations. Let me write that one more time, ALL OF THE THINGS YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ ARE BASED ON MY OWN PERSONAL LIFE EXPERIENCES AND OBSERVATIONS. Also all names where changed to protect either the ugly or ghettofied. Which means if anything you read reminds you of yourself, that’s all it means; it REMINDS YOU OF YOURSELF, IT’S NOT YOU!! So don’t be going out and getting a lawyer and saying “he talking about me” because I’m not…you just might happen to be named Shaquita or Jimmy or Timmy, merely a coincidence…..seriously don’t roll up on me acting a fool because depending on how big you are and if I have an easy exit, imma hit the ground, roll up in the fetal position and dial 911 and start crying and YOU GOING TO JAIL! Oh don’t get it twisted, I’m not a sucker by far but I watch a lot of court tv and people be going to jail for defending themselves because the person they dove on, who was robbing them, broke his leg on the way too the ground so now everybody going to jail, one for robbery and the “victim” for assault. So miss me, short of me taking a real ass whooping in front of something “fine and thick”, look out ground because here I come! And I might not have won an Oscar but best believe I will make it real believable that I am hurt and it is because of YOU. Boost yourself up on a snag if you want too, it’s not a game. I love being the charge presser as opposed to the pressee, you better ask somebody!
Happy reading!
How to go out on a blind date and come back in from it, for men and women…So you’re going on a blind date, hopefully setup by a good friend, confidant or family member you trust. If not…good luck and well if so…good luck! A blind date is a very exciting thing, before you meet the person, and can lead to a lifetime of happiness and/or misery…depending on the outcome. But what we’re going to do here is try to stay on the bright side!
FIRST OF ALL…I trust you have picked a neutral spot like a mall, restaurant, or well lit public gathering place. There are two reasons for this #1 is for your safety; and, #2 is in case he or she looks like a “science project”. You can see them coming and have enough time to make a timely escape; and, if you don’t have time to escape I will give you a few suggestions on how to make a very graceful exit. Now the main reason other than the one’s I have already mentioned is because you don’t want said “science project” to know exactly where you live. Yes, I know we live in the age of computers and gadgets and all types of other micro goodies that they can pin on you or hide on you and still find you; but hey, make them at least work for it, let’s not just give them such pertinent information from the beginning, remember this is a “blind” date after all.
SECOND… let’s set up some back-up plans. These plans will cover everything from letting people know where and who you’re supposed to be going out with, and to how to make that graceful exit (ditch’em) I mentioned earlier. To help you out I will do the spy thing, you know plan A, B, etc…
PLAN A (this is a good plan for people with lots of friends and family, as well as a stable grasp of reality)
You tell everyone you know and love and who loves you who you are going out with and where you’re going. Also tell them who set this date up so as they know who to seek and find should something go wrong! This should do for you, you level headed and upbeat person you.