World Institute of Trivia Presents
The Official World Institute of Trivia Top 100 Pet Hates
Compiled by Tim Hadleigh
Copyright Tim Hadleigh 2011
Smashwords Edition
In Reverse Order:
100
People who stand there with their mouth open all the time.
99
The poor quality of the jam in the middle of a jam donut
98
idiots who think that pushing the envelope means becoming a postman
97
Any television commercial with a meerkat in it
96
Men who don’t know what a loo brush is for
95
Mountain bike riders who peddle like mad but make no real forward progress
94
Dog owners who say to their dog “now don’t do that”, after it has done whatever it wasn’t supposed to do
93
Male chauvinist pigs
92
The whistley bit at the end of the Eastenders TV show theme tune
91
Female chauvinist pigs
90
When chefs slightly overcook something it is classed as seared, but when you slightly overcook something it is classed as burnt
89
Women who walk around the supermarket drinking a large cup of Starbucks or Costa coffee, like buying groceries is a leisure pursuit.
88
Ambitious cats that think outside of the box when using the litter tray
87
Young mothers who ignore their children’s continual verbal request
86
Young mothers who breast feed in public
85
Young mothers in general
84
Plasma screen TVs that are mounted too high on the lounge wall for practical use
83
People who say that using Pay Pal is easy, only for you to become embroiled in a 5 day saga trying to undo all of the things that you have supposedly done wrong
82
The pointlessness of a pogo stick
81
Luxurious brand names on cigarette packets, as if causing yourself to stink and killing yourself to boot is a luxury pastime
80
Getting invited to a dinner party where the hostess has spent hours in the kitchen reducing wonderful fresh ingredients down to inedible and unrecognisable lumps in a pool of foul liquid
79
Horse lovers who quite happily leave 5 pounds of horse plop outside your house, but if you leave 5 pounds of potato peelings outside theirs then they call the police
78
How teenagers fail to realise that the reason that we adults don’t walk around with our trousers falling down is because it looks utterly stupid and childish
77
Your excitement over a new government coming into power being dashed when you discover that they couldn’t run a bath let alone run a country
76
The word ‘nourishment’
75
People who think it is funny when they see people lined up on the ski slope having skiing lessons and the person on the end falls over causing the rest to all fall over like dominos
74
Celebrities who have done nothing to be celebrated for