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100 Free Things to do in

----Portland---

While Avoiding Bums and Hipsters

---Succinct Summary---

Complimentary. On the house. Gratis. Free of charge. The following book contains a less than comprehensive list of what the city has to offer at no cost, just short of pulling up a park bench and making it your home. The list also avoids the spots that are overrun with people that are simply there for the sake of being seen at that place. Some items on the list are included since they are ‘free’ during certain hours during the week or where the price for admission is ‘suggested’. During these hours you can pay whatever you can afford, from nothing to the normal price.

Take what you can get, right?

Enjoy the city.


---Condensed Contents---

  1. Artful Architecture

  2. People Perusing

  3. Literary Liberation

  4. Outdoor Observing

  5. Examining Exhibits

  6. Dime-less Detours

  7. Frugal Farmers and Fleas

  8. Priceless Parties

  9. Engaging Entertainment

  10. Play and Participation

  11. Somewhat Seasonal


~~~~~~I~~~~~~

---Artful Architecture---


      1. The Grotto- free, natural gallery in the woods complete with replica of Michelangelo’s famous Pietà

      2. Church of Elvis- free, famous confusing storefront in Chinatown that is never open

Address: 408 N.W. Couch St.

~~~~~~II~~~~~~

--- People Perusing ---


  1. Old Town- free, plenty of public art and galleries to stroll while taking in the neighborhood

  2. Pearl District- free, formerly full or warehouses now a cute area filled with shops, restaurants and people

  3. Central Eastside District- free, artists’ studios, cafés and other nontraditional exhibit spaces to wander

      1. Pioneer Courthouse Square- free, as a popular meeting point, it is nicknamed the city’s living room

~~~~~~III~~~~~~

---Literary Liberation—


      1. Central Library- free author readings, oldest public library on the west coast


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