So Long New York, I’m Moving South
By Tom F. Twain
Copyright Tom F. Twain 1992
Smashwords Edition
2011
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So Long New York, I’m Moving South
Prologue:
(This is a word for word transcript of famous millionaire writer, Vinnie Dubinsky, at a secretly recorded New York Writers Anonymous meeting.)
I'm Vinnie Dubinsky, and I was once a New York writer. This is my story. (Applause and the sound of someone asking for more pizza.)
I wasn't always rich. I beat my head against the wall for years, until I discovered the secret to getting in with New York publishers. Now, they grovel at my feet for the smallest scrap of throw away prose. Today I have plenty of dough, exotic girlfriends, and a villa in the south of France. But it wasn’t always so.