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Simplicity Sucks



DeAnna Richard

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Copyright 2011 DeAnna Richard



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Simplicity Sucks



Simplicity sucks. It sucks long and hard. There is no way around it. It’s for crazy people who make their own granola and reuse toilet paper. You’ll have to give up all your friends, car, iPhone, shoes and sanity in order to live in a tent in the middle of some deserted forest.


You will only be able to eat berries that your forged yourself. Not to mention vegetables that you stole from the capitalist farmer down the street. Besides it serves him right for using electricity in the day time!


You’ll change your name to Moonbeam Sunflower and refuse to wear underwear...It saves cloth and you secretly enjoy the freedom. You shower only in the rain ( daily bathing is wasteful ) and dry yourself with the cool evening breeze.


Or you can go the lazy route. You can keep your friends, car, iPhone, and sanity. Underwear is optional.


No matter which path you choose to follow simplicity is hard work. You’ll be forced to take a long hard look at not only the objects in your life but the people as well. Simplicity involves a lot of soul searching, and more courage than I have the skill to express in this book.


The simple life will kick your ass at every turn. There won’t be an area of your life that isn’t affected.
That’s why simplicity sucks. You really do have to be crazy in order to change the entire flow of your life in the name of simplicity. Who the fuck does that? Moonbeam Sunflower that’s who!


Your friends will think you’re crazy. You’re guaranteed to lose a few. Your family already thinks you’re crazy but they love you anyway. They’ll stick around simply for the entertainment factor. The objects and people who mean the most to you will stick around. Those that don’t will fade away.







Part 1

It Sucks







So Lets talk about your stuff. Unlike everyone else I’m not going to tell you that the way to simplicity is through becoming detached from objects in your life. I’m not going to preach about the evils of consumerism. I actually really don’t care how much you buy or you own.


Buying doesn’t complicate your life.


What does complicate your life is becoming so focused on buying the next best thing or keeping up with others that you lose track of the things that mean the most to you. Besides if you don’t have a lot to begin with being lazy is a whole lot easier. If you’re one of those crazy people who like to work then you can spend time working on things that you enjoy instead of dusting off figurines.


Lets get this straight from the start. I am in no way advocating that anyone should become a minimalist. There is no grand spiritual awaking after you toss out all of your shit. You won’t become instantly cool. You won’t get closer to whatever deity you believe in. You won’t be a better person. You’ll just have less.


There is a huge difference between choosing to have less and not having a lot to begin with. That’s a point that most minimalist forget to mention. They don’t want to be confused with being one of the unwashed masses so they get very vocal about it being a life choice. A lot of those people are full of shit.


I grew up in a military family. Whether I liked it or not every two years or so we had to pack up and move. I am also the oldest of six. That meant that every time we moved or a new kid was born most of my stuff had to go.


There is no way you could convince eight year old me that I had too many clothes or my favorite toys were clutter. I would have probably punched you right in the sack.


I also had a sister with very sticky fingers. I was still living with my parents when I got my first grown up job. I had a corner in the room I shared with said sister to keep my things. Everything I owned fit into two big containers. I didn’t have a car so my day usually started off with a lovely two hour bus ride at 6am and ended with me running after the last bus at 7pm.


When I came home I’d do my routine check to see what she’d stolen that day. I started taping my containers shut to see if anybody went in them when I was gone. When even the smallest thing was missing I was devastated. I didn’t have a lot of money so everything I had was valuable.


I was and still am very attached to my things. I was always afraid that they’d be taken away. When you’re constantly afraid that you’ll have nothing you learn to hold on tight to whatever you do have. People who say that having less makes you more have obviously never had to fight to hold on to even the smallest comfort. Those people can kiss my ass.


Things Vs Stuff





There is a huge difference between things and stuff.


Things add value to your life. Stuff doesn’t.


It’s as simple as that. It doesn’t matter what the object is if looking, touching, or having it near by gives you warm fuzzy feelings it’s a thing. If you trip over, resent having to clean, or forgot you even had it it’s stuff. Everyone needs more things but nobody needs more stuff. When you get rid of stuff you have more room to enjoy what you really care about.


Things and stuff will be different for everybody. There is no definitive list of clutter. Just check for the warm fuzzies. If it’s something that you feel strongly about don’t let any self proclaimed internet guru make you feel guilty for having it.


For example I love books. I’ve sold and donated a lot that I don’t read any more but every room in my home is still filled with them. I love the way they look. I love that new book smell. Books have always been my friend. They don’t ridicule or judge you. If they’re disappointing you can simply choose another.


Most decluttering guides will tell you that too many books are a bad thing. You should only have what you’re reading at the moment. Only hoarders have piles of books in the bathroom...I think you get the drift.


To me books are things. They add a huge value to my life. To others I might be that weird nerdy girl with piles of books in her bed instead of a lover...and it would be completely true. Books are cool and nerds are sexy. Anyone who doesn’t agree can suck it.


Our things are an outward projection of who we are. Don’t ever let anyone make you feel guilty for being you.


The purpose of decluttering is to get rid of your stuff. Once you throw out those grocery list from 1993 and that closet full of old gifts that you hated but didn’t have the heart/receipt to get rid of you will have more room to enjoy the things that are important.


How To Get Rid Of Your Stuff



Figure Out What’s Important To You


I’m not asking you to go though and sort anything. Get out a piece of paper and write down your top five priorities in life. They don’t have to have anything to do with objects at all. Here’s mine.


1. Me. (If you don’t care about you first then who will?)
2. Family/Friends
3. Learning
4. Helping others
5. Business


If something doesn’t make me feel better about myself, connect with family and friends, help others, or enable me to do business better I don’t need it in my life. Use that list as a go to guide when you get stuck.


If something isn’t in line with your priorities or helping you achieve greater things then do your really need it?


We’ll bring back the book example. My books make me feel better about myself. They also help me learn new things and do better business. They stay. As you continue to do this you’ll notice that most of the things that add value to your life line up with your list.


Even if it’s just a small item that makes you feel good about you it’s a keeper. Remember you are important. You are useless broken. You can’t take care of anyone or anything if you can’t completely function. If you really care about anything on your list be sure to put yourself at the top.


Now that you know what you’re looking for sorting will be a lot easier.


Make A Plan


I don’t care if you’re Superman or Superwoman decluttering is exhausting. The reason why
most decluttering either never gets done or doesn’t last is because there is no plan behind it.


Someone gets the urge to purge and throws out everything in the hall closet. They didn’t take into consideration how much crap they’ve piled up over the years. When it’s time to put the closet back together things kinda just get shoved in and pushed where ever it looks pretty. Two days later it’s back to hall closet hell.


That’s how it goes without a plan. Pretty one day and the next all your hard work is out the window. I don’t know about you but I’m lazy. Work has to stay done for a long time because I don’t know when I’m going to do it again.


So make a plan. It’s not that hard.



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