Excerpt for The Beauty and the Beasts: Living in Nairobi by Geoff Hobbs, available in its entirety at Smashwords

THE

BEAUTY

AND THE

BEASTS

Living in Nairobi

Written By Geoff Hobbs

Copyright 2011 By Geoff Hobbs

Smashwords Edition




Contents

Death on the Road

Why Kenya?

My Adventure Begins

The Factory

Acclimatising to Africa

Kenya Growing on Me

Making Friends

My First House

Working with Kenyans

White Hunter

Safari

Places of Interest

Security in My Second House

Living with Kenyans

Health in Kenya

Violence Increasing

The Final Straws

Time to Leave

Leaving Kenya

Back in the UK



Death on the Road

It was 9 pm and I was driving on the Ngong road from Nairobi towards Karen. I could tell from the number-plates of the white Nissan car in front of me that it was a hire car. There were no street lights and it was very dark, and I had to take care to avoid numerous Kenyans walking on both sides of the road and, in some cases, in the middle of the road. To make conditions even worse, the road was pitted with large, deep pot-holes so everyone was driving slowly and well within the speed limit. Ahead I could see a female pedestrian who was obviously drunk. She was swaying from side to side, then without warning she fell into the path of the car in front of me. The driver had no chance of stopping and ran over her; I could see the car jerk up and down twice as his front and back wheels ran over the woman.
I had always been told that if you ran a Kenyan over you should never stop, but go directly to the nearest police station and report the accident. Fortunately, I never ran anyone over so I was not put in a position to find out whether I could actually drive off and not stop to help the people involved in the accident.
The car in front stopped and I also came to a halt, making sure that I was some distance away in order to avoid the woman’s body, which was now in front of my car. The driver of the hire car got out and walked back to help the lady. I could tell from the way he was dressed that he was a tourist. He was of portly build, his hair was starting to grey and I would say he was in his early forties. He had an unusually pale complexion, which I assumed was not his normal colour but a result of shock.
I had my hand on the door handle and was just about to get out of my car, when I noticed five men with pangas, running towards us. Panga is the Swahili word for a machete or cleaver, often used for farming or cutting down undergrowth. I changed my mind about getting out of the car and immediately locked my doors. I wound down my window and shouted to the tourist to get back in his car and drive away at once. The tourist was bending down over the woman, who was bleeding profusely and obviously in a bad way, but still conscious. In reaction to my shouting he turned his head to look at me. He had obviously never been told not to stop at an accident and his face had a bemused look at my strange request. At this point a rock hit him on the side of the head. A Kenyan man who had been running towards the accident at full speed skidded and fell over as he tried to stop. Even in the extreme situation this made me smile. The Kenyan got up and regained his composure. He lifted his arms above his head and it was then that I saw he was holding a panga. His arms dropped and the panga hacked the tourist across the back of the head. I knew from events that I had witnessed on earlier occasions that the tourist was doomed. Now I was in yet another death-threatening situation. I forced myself to blank what I had just witnessed from my mind and concentrated on my own safety. I looked round again. There must now have been about thirty people running towards the accident. I recognised the look of pure evil in the faces of the mob, and now the mob was coming for me.
There was a bang on my car roof followed by another and another; my car was being bombarded by rocks, the passenger side window was smashed and more men came from nowhere to join in the frenzied attack. I had to get out of there, now. I felt terrible leaving the tourist, but there was no reasoning with the mob, all they wanted was blood. As I put my foot down and started to accelerate away, a man jumped onto the car bonnet. Fortunately I was travelling at speed by now and when I hit a large pot-hole, he was immediately thrown off. I looked in my rear-view mirror and could see the mob kicking and hacking at the tourist, who was now lying on the ground, as lifeless as a rag doll. I knew he was already dead.
Later, as I sat at home with a strong gin and tonic, I felt sick with shock. I held my hands in front of me; they were trembling uncontrollably. I asked myself: why am I in this dreadful place? Why on earth did I decide to uproot and leave the safety of the UK, to live and work in this hellhole called Nairobi?

Why Kenya?

I was 28 years old and had been employed as a production manager in a twenty-four-hour, hot-dip galvanising plant in the west midlands for the past three years. Although managing production and the workforce was challenging, I was working well within my capacity and I needed to move on. My plan was to attend as many interviews as possible to ensure that when the right position presented itself, I would be well practised in answering standard interview questions. The very first job that I applied for was advertised in an engineering trade magazine and was that of general manager of a fabrication company. It was irrelevant
and of no interest to me that the position was based in Nairobi, Kenya. One week after I submitted my application, a letter arrived inviting me to attend an interview.
The employment consultant’s office was in a typically old-fashioned, dowdy office, with dark-brown furniture, a brown carpet and off-white walls. The office was on the ground floor and had one solitary window looking out on to a dark, dank alleyway. I sat there asking myself what on earth I was doing spending my valuable free Saturday morning in that dump, especially as I had no intention whatsoever of taking a position in Africa, of all places.
The interview lasted for four hours and centred around testing my depth of knowledge in engineering matters. I am, and was even then, a qualified and experienced production engineer, so I was able to answer the questions being fired at me by the interviewer, who was also obviously an engineer in a former life. I distinctly remember the last question that the consultant asked: “Why do you want to leave the UK to live in Africa?” As I had not even considered the reality of working and living in Africa, I had not prepared for this question. But I can remember looking out of the window into the dark alleyway. It was raining very heavily and the rain was pouring off an old rusty steel fire escape like a waterfall. I said nothing, but just pointed to the view through the window; he smiled in acknowledgement of my silent answer.
To my surprise, about a week later I received a telephone call from the recruitment consultant informing me that, out of 120 applicants for the position, I had been shortlisted as one of 4 final candidates. At the beginning of the second interview I was informed that this interview would be targeted more on my personality, how I would cope with managing an African workforce and moving from the UK to live in Africa.
My answers were only half-hearted until the Kenyan Group Managing Director grabbed my attention by saying that if I joined the company I would be given a generous expense account, company car, a fourbedroom house with its own swimming pool, a gardener, a cook and a housemaid, all of which would be paid for by the company. I had a sudden vision of myself sitting by the side of my own swimming pool in the beautiful sunshine, and the prospect of that lifestyle suddenly hit home to me – it was the turning point at which I actually began seriously to consider the possibility of working and living in Africa. After this point I really tried my best to convince the interviewers that I would not pine to return to the UK after the novelty had worn off and things got tough. I sat in silence waiting for a response from the interviewers and my thoughts drifted to me sitting by the pool in the sunshine. The Group’s chairman then interrupted my daydream by saying that he still had one reservation about employing me: I had no experience of working with Africans. I had to find a way to give him more confidence in me.
I stressed that I had been successful in managing 150 nightshift workers in the hot-dip zinc galvanising coating process, which is dirty, smelly and most definitely not a position held by a faint-hearted or weak manager. I explained that because of the unpleasant working environment the workforce tended to be somewhat rougher than the norm. It was not unusual for the police to come into the factory to arrest one of the employees. Full-blooded fights between workers occurred on a regular basis and were an accepted way of resolving disputes. But I needed more, so I decided to tell him about my first night in this position when I was tested by the employees. I had checked the clocking-in cards and seen that all of the employees had clocked in well before the 10 pm shift had started, yet it was clear that they were not all on the premises. When I enquired about their whereabouts, the foreman told me that I would find the missing employees in the Red Lion pub at the end of the road.
I marched up the road to the pub, which was old and well-used, drab but certainly alive. I opened the original, brightly coloured Victorian stained-glass door and walked into a haze of cigarette smoke. My shoes stuck to the floor, which was obviously well coated with spilt beer, years of grime and spent cigarette ends. Faces turned enquiringly towards me, lively conversation dulling to a mutter at the realisation that a stranger dressed in a collar and tie had suddenly appeared at their watering hole.
Through the smoke I could just about make out the missing workers. They were all holding pint glasses full of beer and for some reason they looked surprised to see me. Before they could say anything, I shouted, assertively and with authority, “Right, listen, I am now going to walk back to the factory and anyone who does not get back before me will be clocked out and locked out.” There was a concerted groan, like the sound made by a crowd at a football match when there is a near-miss shot at goal. This was followed by individual shouts of complaint and some of them had the cheek to ask if they could just finish their pints. I snapped, “Absolutely not.” As I turned and started to walk out of the bar, they hurled abuse at me, but only one comment struck home: “Who do you think you are? I am not going to take orders from some snottynosed kid!”
I walked slowly back to the factory and was encouraged by the steady stream of workers hurrying past me like Olympic speed-walkers, not daring to run and show their colleagues how keen they were not to be locked out, but at the same time trying to outpace me. Some looked down as they passed, some sneaked a glance in my direction then immediately looked away as eye contact was made and they sped guiltily onwards. When I got back to the factory I was pleased to find that only one worker had failed to return to work. He had obviously decided to finish his pint before starting back to the factory. Either way, I had to make a stand and I made up my mind that he was not going to be allowed to return to work for that evening’s shift.
Unbeknown to me, the missing worker was a muscular, six-foot-six Jamaican man, a known hard man with a quick and violent temper. He had served time in jail for grievous bodily harm, and I had just clocked him out. In fact, I still had his card in my hand when he returned. From a distance, he had seen me clocking him out and I could tell by the look on his face that he was furious. By now some of the workers had realised there was an interesting situation developing and had gathered round, anticipating the satisfaction of returning to the pub, downing their pints and talking about the aftermath of the next few minutes. I realised that they had tried it on and if I backed down now it would be seen as a great weakness and an indication that they could continue to take advantage of me.
The big Jamaican had a really wild look in his eyes and he was visibly shaking with uncontrollable anger. He shouted in a broad Jamaican lilt, “If ya do no clock me bak in, I is gonna kick ya ’ed in, man!”
Trying to ignore him, I told the foreman to lock the entrance gate. But before he could comply, the Jamaican pushed it and the foreman went flying across the shop floor. By now most of the workers had gathered round to see the confrontation. They were laughing and making comments like, “Shall we call the ambulance for you now, boss?” and “I wonder what the new boss will be like?” To them this would be a walkover for the Jamaican, who was now starting to run towards me. It was like a nightmare: was this really was happening and on my first night? None of the management books I had read had explained how to handle this situation. The big Jamaican looked like an unstoppable runaway steam train, and it was coming towards me, gathering momentum by the second!
Fortunately for me, it was all happening in slow motion. I had seen this type of raging attack many times before and I knew exactly how to react. At this point, I should explain that I am a third-Dan black belt at Judo and have represented Great Britain many times. I was calm and controlled, and by the time he reached me I had already decided what throw I would use on him and where he would land. The split second he made contact, I turned 180 degrees and used the force of his momentum to throw him. He flew through the air and landed flat on his back, his lungs emptying, arms and legs powerless to take control as he bounced across the factory floor, finally stopping about five metres away. I was calm because, as I had anticipated, the landing had taken the wind out of him and he lay there gasping for air. But had this been enough to quell the rebel?
After a few seconds, he recovered and slowly got up, shaking his head violently from side to side. He then began to move towards me, but this time he was walking and I could see he was smiling. This was not the reaction I had expected and it was not good a sign. I began to plan my next move – this one would be more difficult because he was now walking and he was expecting me to give him a fight. Then, to my relief, I noticed he was holding out his hand. He shook my hand with a vice-like grip and said, “Dat was well cool, man. I is sorry, boss, will see you on tomorrow night’s shift, if dat is ok wiv you?” And with that, he calmly walked through the gate and went home or back to the pub. After I had recounted this incident, the chairman sat there openmouthed and finally said, “Given your experiences, I don’t believe that you would be intimidated by an African workforce and the basic working conditions.” I found it hard to contain my excitement because at that point I knew that the job was mine.
Later that afternoon the chairman made me an offer I simply could not refuse, so I decided there and then to take the bull by the horns and move to Africa! It seems that my untypical work experience had actually made me the perfect candidate for the position. Looking back, it was a rash and reckless decision, but somehow it seemed right. I must admit I was apprehensive, to say the least, but there was no going back now.
I was told that I needed a basic knowledge of Kiswahili so I found a lecturer who agreed to give me one-to-one lessons, paid for by the company. He told me that Swahili, a basic pidgin version of the more formal Kiswahili, was spoken in Nairobi, and we therefore agreed that he would teach me Swahili on three evenings a week. We fixed a date for my first lesson just four days later.
Two days before my first lesson, I turned on the television to see that the Kenyan president, Jomo Kenyatta, had died. Within hours of his death, graphic images of riots, fires and looting in Nairobi and indeed throughout all of Kenya featured heavily in news bulletins. It was also reported that many people had been murdered as a result of tribal feuds. I was alarmed that the country I had chosen to live in was torn by violence and unrest. There were people being murdered on the very streets where I was going to live. I must admit this turn of events put the fear of God into me. I recall just sitting there in shock, thinking, can this really be happening and what on earth have I let myself in for? I researched Kenyatta and found that he had been imprisoned for being a member of the Mau Mau, a militant African nationalist movement. More than 3,000 Kenyan civilians were known to have been murdered by them and around fifty white British settlers had also been killed by Mau Mau militants; one victim was a white boy, aged only six, who was tragically killed along with his parents. The child was found, hacked to death, in his bedroom. Newspapers published graphic details of the murder which included photographs, one of which showed the dead boy holding a blood-stained teddy bear.
Looking for positive signs, I decided to look at more recent crime rates. To give me a frame of reference I first looked at London. I was shocked to find that, with a population of 7 million, around 150 people are murdered in the London area every year. In Nairobi, with a population of only 3 million, there are a staggering 2,000 people murdered every year. Crunching these figures revealed that an astounding 1 in 1,500 people are murdered in Nairobi annually, whereas in London this figure is 1 in 46,600 people. I must admit that I was both worried and in a daze; I began to have grave reservations about my decision to move to Kenya, which was supposedly one of the most stable countries in Africa.
When I met my Swahili teacher for my first lesson, I was very downhearted about the whole situation, but he told me he envied me going to Kenya and he would have no hesitation whatsoever in returning. He was not at all concerned about the current problems and told me not to worry because it would all have died down within a week and Kenya would again be a very safe place to live. There was no doubt that his enthusiasm and love for Kenya was genuine and this gave me a muchneeded confidence boost.
My teacher urged me not to have second thoughts and miss this opportunity of a lifetime. He told me that because Nairobi is elevated at 1,660 metres (5,450 ft) above sea level it does not experience the soaring temperatures suffered in other parts of Kenya and that, for most of the year, daytime temperatures average 25 degrees Centigrade. Another benefit was that at that altitude, malaria-carrying mosquitoes cannot survive and therefore malaria is not present in Nairobi. I distinctly remember being in the back garden of my house one afternoon, lying on a sun-bed, looking up at the clouds with occasional bursts of sun, thinking that I would soon be looking at the same sun, but from Kenya. I just hoped and prayed that I would not be thinking that I had made a very bad decision and wishing that I was back in England, looking at the sun from the safety of this small English garden.

My Adventure Begins

I was so busy packing, getting my paperwork in order and saying goodbye to relatives and friends that the time seemed to pass in the blink of an eye, and suddenly it was the day of my departure. One good thing about the days rushing by so quickly was that I did not have time to get worked up about the monumental life-changing decision that I had made. It had been just ten weeks since I had attended the first interview in that dingy office in Walsall, on a wet, miserable Saturday morning, and now, here it was, my last day.
I remember waking up at 5 am, lying in bed wide awake, thinking, this is unreal, I am going to Africa, not just for a holiday, but to live there. I was now totally committed. If Nairobi turned out to be hell on earth I could not just leave, I had signed a minimum two-year contract and I had to stick it out.
I had hoped it would be raining on my last day in England so that I could look back and gloat when I was enjoying the warmth and sun of Africa, but it was a beautiful, sunny morning and the English countryside was alive, green and fresh. For a brief second I thought this must be some sort of a sign, telling me that I need not move to have sunshine, even though common sense told me that this was not true.
I departed on a KLM Fokker Friendship City Hopper plane, flying out of Birmingham airport to Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport. After a threehour wait in Schiphol, I boarded a KLM overnight flight direct to Nairobi. By now, all my reservations had gone and all I wanted to do was feel African soil under my feet and start my new life.
I remember the flight well. It was my first long-haul flight and I was sitting next to an Irish nun. She was well into her fifties, wore glasses and was very overweight. She fumbled with a string of rosary beads, passing each one through her thumb and forefinger several times. We exchanged pleasantries and she began reading a small, dark-blue, hardback book, which, from its worn appearance, was very well read. We did not talk for the next two hours until the meal arrived, then she put the book down and took off her glasses. I was surprised that she took the glass of wine offered by the air hostess. After the meal was cleared she followed the wine with a large gin and tonic and then it just kept flowing. I was amazed to see her drink constantly throughout the rest of the flight. The alcohol loosened her tongue and she chatted nonstop, telling me how fantastic Kenya and its people were.
As we started our descent I looked down and was immediately struck by the green savannah which opened up beneath us. I had held on to the memory of lush, green England, thinking that I would not see such greenery until I eventually returned. I had imagined Africa to be a brown and parched land, but I could see miles and miles of beautiful green, open land, sprinkled with acacia trees and small bushes. There were no buildings, just different shades of green, apart from the occasional magnificent blue lake, with tracks leading away to mysterious destinations. As we approached Nairobi, the ground became peppered with small buildings which sparkled like diamonds as they caught the light. As we descended further it became clear that the sparkle came from the corrugated tin roofs on the buildings reflecting the sun. Roads criss-crossed each other, bearing cars and lorries lazily following the routes of what seemed to be a mixture of dust and tarmac surfaces. I could not tear my eyes away and was glued to the window right up until the plane touched down. The nun was now feeling a little embarrassed at how much alcohol she had consumed during the flight and I remember her parting words to me: “If you live in the tropics you have to drink gin and tonic, you know, because the quinine in the tonic keeps the mosquitoes away.”
The Arrivals hall was packed with hundreds of people, pointing, talking loudly, pushing and rushing to get out of the airport. They were all African or Asian, apart from one other Westerner, who was dressed in a smart suit and white starched shirt, gold-rimmed glasses perched firmly on his nose, and carrying an expensive-looking black leather briefcase. Most of the African women wore ankle-length dresses and had their hair wrapped in matching material. I recognised some of the passengers from my flight standing by the luggage conveyor belt, so I joined them. We waited and waited. It was hot and I could feel the perspiration running down my back. Then, after what seemed like an hour, the conveyor belt finally jerked into motion. I had no problem recognising my brand-new suitcase, it stuck out like a sore thumb, surrounded as it was by cardboard boxes, fruit held in bamboo cages, tatty, dirty, beaten-up old cases and other unrecognisable items wrapped up in newspaper or brown paper and held together by string. For some reason, the customs officers were insisting on opening and inspecting the luggage of every single passenger, which resulted in massive congestion at Customs.
Customs cleared, I stood in the hall, looking around and taking in the atmosphere and the mass of mixed bright colours. In UK airports most businessmen wear dark suits and even the tourists tend to wear at least colour-co-ordinated clothes, but here, anything went. The brighter, the better, it seemed, and every colour of the rainbow was displayed. It really was a sight for sore eyes and there I was, standing in the middle of it, in a queue 100 metres long, six people deep. I felt like I was the only white person in Africa, and a rush of panic struck me as I realised that this was to be my new home.
In Arrivals there was a sea of people waiting to greet passengers, and it was with some relief that I noticed through the crowd a hand-held sign with the company name written on it. The person holding the sign was the company driver. He stood out from the crowd because he was well over two metres tall and was immaculately dressed in a black suit, white shirt and red tie. His whole appearance was, however, contradicted by the big holes in his ear lobes. In my naivety, I did not realise that he was a Maasai.
Jomo Kenyatta International airport, as it is now called, was at that time the largest airport in East and Central Africa. Located ten miles southeast of Nairobi, the airport was first opened in 1958 and designed to deal with 2.5 million passengers per year. Today it handles more than 4.5 million passengers and it shows. Externally, the airport was certainly one of the ugliest buildings I had ever seen. Its concrete façade looked more like a fortress than a welcoming building to greet weary passengers on their travels. This airport, which would not have looked out of place on the skyline of Birmingham, was my first and disappointing impression of African architecture.
On the exit road from the airport we were stopped by a police blockade. There were five police officers, all dressed in the typical Kenyan police uniform, safari-type short-sleeved shirt, shorts, dark-blue knee-length, thick woollen socks and boots. They were all armed with sub-machine guns. They had pulled over a Kenyan van driver and were prodding the terrified man with the machine guns and aggressively shouting “haraka, haraka”, which I knew from my lessons meant “quickly, quickly”. The driver was being made to take the entire contents out of the back of his van. My driver smiled and explained that the hapless man would not be allowed to put it all back into the van because the police would take some of his load as a bribe. The police were far too busy sorting through the contents of the van and deciding which items they were going to keep to be interested in us, so we were waved through the concrete zigzag roadblock.
After a short journey we joined the Uhuru highway. This was far more encouraging and my first experience of the beautiful flora of Kenya. The highway was nothing short of magnificent. It was lined with hundreds of purple jacaranda trees in full bloom, and the road was also covered with a carpet of jacaranda blossom. It seemed as though the highway was swathed in purple clouds. The colour was spectacular and, to top it all, this amazing sight was complemented by the most beautiful and intoxicating scent. I could picture this sight on a calendar, but I had never even thought about the aroma that wafted from the scene before my eyes.
On both sides of the road there was a constant stream of people walking. Others were just sitting down, having a midday sleep, getting a hair-cut or eating in dark, smoke-filled, tumbledown, wooden roadside cafés with rusty tin roofs. I was surprised to find that some of the local people were very well dressed, although I felt there was something not quite right about their clothes. Most of them were city office workers, they were clean and their clothes were generally in good condition and fitted well enough, and I could not put my finger on what could be amiss with them. Then it dawned on me, their clothes were at least five or six years out of fashion. I felt I would have been a laughing stock in the UK if I had worn such clothes. Then the reality of what I was thinking hit me and I felt guilty, because in that moment I realised just how stupidly materialistic I was. How egotistical and wasteful had I been, throwing perfectly good clothes away, just to follow fashion and contribute to the big fashion companies’ money-making merry-goround.
As I was to discover, the beauty of Africa always seems to be offset by an ugly side, and this journey was no exception, as the heavenly smells of jacaranda trees gave way to thick black clouds of lethal exhaust fumes, belched out by badly serviced lorries and local buses. The local buses were called matatus and, without exception, they were jampacked with passengers. They were obviously carrying way beyond their maximum capacity. The matatus weaved recklessly in and out of the traffic at breakneck speed, looking as though they were trying to empty themselves of passengers at each violent turn. It appeared that not only were they carrying people, but chickens, goats and dogs too. Everyone was clinging on for their lives but at the same time accepting this everyday form of transport, staring out of the windows, heads and bodies swaying in unison. I had assumed that because they drive on the left in Kenya driving would not be a problem. However, the rules of the road were clearly very different here. Driving in this fast-paced chaotic city was going to take some getting used to.
As we moved out of the city limits, the landscape changed to rows of three-metre-high green hedgerows; the occasional glimpse through open gates revealed that these hedges were hiding some very large and impressive residential properties. In gaps between the hedgerows were small banana plantations and areas where entrepreneurial Kenyans had occupied any available space to set up makeshift shops and small areas where they were growing and selling exotic plants and trees. Smoke from fires built by gardeners to burn tree cuttings and discarded banana tree leaves was filtering through the hedges. The strong sweet smell of the burning wood and leaves mixed with blossom was not particularly pleasant. This aroma, not dissimilar to that of marijuana, was the unique smell of Africa, one that I became very familiar with and that will always be Africa to me.
Away from the city, along the A2 road out of Nairobi, the trees, hedges and local shops gave way to open areas with only occasional bushes and trees. I was like a sponge absorbing this new world, my brain learning by the second, frantically processing all the new information. It was an exhilarating experience and I loved every second. Next to this, England seemed so ordinary and very boring.
The company driver told me that his name was Duma and that this meant ‘cheetah’ in Swahili. I did not ask but trusted that this meant the animal cheetah and not a cheater. On the drive to the hotel we chatted and he proudly told me that he was from the Maasai tribe, which, according to him, was the most superior tribe in Africa. At this point, he took his gaze off the road, looked me in the eyes and said that I would be safe with him. I believed him. He was a most imposing character. He went on to explain that the typical Maasai physique is tall, with a slim, wiry figure, and a nose like a Westerner. He said I would never see a fat Maasai or a genuine one with a moustache or beard. These were the reasons why Maasai were, in his words, “the most beautiful people in the whole of Africa and maybe even the world”. He certainly did not lack self-confidence.
I agreed with him but just had to tell him that the only thing that spoilt his looks were his ear lobes, which were far from attractive and hung down in great floppy loops almost touching his neck. To my relief, he laughed and told me that it was for decoration and when he was with his tribe wooden discs or rings would be placed through the holes in his ears and this drove Maasai women mad for him. This time I laughed. It is said that this type of mutilation was originally carried out to discourage slave-traders from selecting the disfigured individuals as potential slaves. I once saw a Maasai with cans of cola inserted in the holes in his ear lobes. Although he created a lot of interest with tourists requesting photographs, he could not understand why he could not persuade them to buy his drinks.
Duma was very talkative and during the journey he also told me that there were plenty of ‘plastic’ Maasai around the cities, especially in Mombasa, where the tourists loved them for their distinctive customs and dress. The plastic Mombasa Maasai were always willing to pose in front of the camera for a few shillings, but this was a lazy and frowned-upon way of making a living. But I suppose when you are living in a poor country you have to exploit anything to survive, including the tourists and your own cultural heritage. Duma was obviously an intelligent man and had not fallen into the tourist trap. He said that he was earning good money working in the city as a chauffeur and an unofficial bodyguard. I certainly felt safe in his company. Not many people will mess with a Maasai as they have a reputation for having no fear, especially when they are upset or annoyed, and I was sure that Duma was no exception. He said that he enjoyed his job but he was in Nairobi solely to earn money and as soon as he had enough to buy land and cows he would return up country to his birthplace, where he would be the richest man in his village.
My hotel was situated on the Rurarka Road, towards Thika, a place made famous by the novel The Flame Trees of Thika, which told of Elspeth Huxley’s memories of an African childhood. Thika is located about forty kilometres north-east of Nairobi and is about an hour’s drive from the airport. As soon as we drove through the entrance gates of the Safari Park Hotel and Casino I had a good feeling. It was clearly a very beautiful four-star hotel. I checked in and made a start on unpacking my bags. The room was big and very nicely decorated and furnished. Welcoming flowers and fresh fruit had been thoughtfully laid out on an occasional table and there was a large patio window with a view overlooking the beautiful landscaped gardens. The nearest I had ever been to such a beautiful hotel was in a magazine or on the television. From my first impressions I was delighted with the hotel, which was a good thing because I was told it would take around six months before I had settled and found a suitable home. I had some free time until the next morning so I eagerly set off to explore the Safari Park Hotel. Even the name added to my excitement. The hotel was set in 64 acres of beautiful tropical landscaped gardens and it had a large outdoor swimming pool with a pool-side café and bar. There was one restaurant in the main building and another in the hotel casino. This really was paradise – the sun was shining brightly and the temperature was very comfortable.
I had never been a gardener or particularly interested in flowers, but these grounds mesmerised me, they were literally bursting with the most exotic and beautiful flowers and shrubs that I had ever seen – even the trees were full of flowers. Their scent gave me a sensation similar to that of walking through the cosmetics area of a large expensive department store, it was simply wonderful.
At 6.30 pm the sun started to set and by 7 pm it was pitch black. I can confidently state these times because as Kenya is situated on the equator it gets dark at the same time every night of the year. There was little point in exploring the grounds in the dark, so I decided to go to the hotel bar for a drink. I sat in the bar area but outside on the balcony, which overlooked the gardens and a five-metre-high, fan-shaped palm tree. At the base of the tree was a beautiful ornamental pool.
I just sat there for a while, taking in the warm breeze and perfume from the flowers and trees. A strange, high-pitched mating call of frogs came from the ornamental pool. I was spellbound. I just loved this place, it was paradise. So far, so good; my fears about Africa had been totally unfounded. Looking back, it is amazing that even after such a short period of time Africa had already begun to get her hooks into me.
During a recent trip to Nairobi I went back to see the hotel and was disappointed to find that it has now been completely renovated and modernised. It was unrecognisable from the Safari Park Hotel that I had lived in many years ago and, sadly, the magnificent palm tree and ornamental pool have now gone. While in Nairobi I also visited an old friend who, in passing, told me that he had appeared as an extra in a film about the Entebbe airport hijacking in Uganda. Apparently, parts of the film were actually filmed in Nairobi, so when I returned to the UK, I hired it. It was fun to spot my friend popping up in different parts of the film playing the role of one of Idi Amin’s henchmen, but, to be honest, I was more pleased to see that one of the scenes had been filmed in the old Safari Park Hotel grounds and it featured the fan-shaped palm tree and ornamental pool. The film made me yearn for the impossible, to have the first experience and the excitement of seeing the wonder of Africa for the first time.

The Factory

At 8 am sharp the next morning, I was collected from the hotel by Duma for my first look at the factory. During the interview in London I had been disappointed to be told that the factory was located some forty minutes’ drive from the city. However, I soon discovered that every weekday morning and evening the city came to a complete standstill. Nairobi had grown into one of the largest cities in Africa, but its infrastructure had failed to keep pace and as a result it had some of the worst traffic congestion on the planet. After only a brief introduction to Nairobi’s notorious traffic jams, I realised that the factory’s location was, in fact, a blessing. I was also pleased that it was conveniently located only few kilometres’ drive from the hotel.
I was not surprised to find that the factory was surrounded by a twometre- high chain-link fence, topped with three rows of barbed wire and at the factory entrance there were two solid-steel gates. The gates were shut and there were about fifty men standing outside them. As we drove closer I could see they were all jumping up and down, frantically waving their hands. To a man, they were all very thin and dressed in what can only be described as rags and black flip-flop sandals. Was this some kind of riot? Was this to be the downside that I had feared I would encounter in Africa? My heart sank, and I wondered what I had let myself in for, and this was only my first day!
As we got nearer I could make out that the men were crowding round one man, who was wearing a long, whiter-than-white cotton gown, similar to the ones worn by hospital doctors. He stood head and shoulders above the crowd, not because he was tall, but because he was standing on a large wooden box. The man was slim and of average height for a Kenyan, his most distinguishing feature was his big squashed nose, which seemed to cover most of his face. It is fair to say that he was not a good-looking man; in fact his appearance was quite frightening.
I asked Duma what the hell was going on. He obviously detected the concern in my voice, but calmly smiled and informed me that the man in the white coat was my foreman, who went by the name of Nakwaka, and that one of his daily tasks was to select casual labourers for the day. This selection process occurred at the same time every morning and apparently it was quite normal to see this agitated mass of shoving, gesticulating and vocal people outside the factory, so there was nothing to worry about. Relieved by Duma’s explanation, I relaxed and recomposed myself, stiff upper lip and all that. I wiped the beads of sweat away from my forehead and eased myself back into a more comfortable position in the seat.
By now the gate men had obviously seen the car and shouted for the crowd to move. This command was reinforced with a few words from the foreman, Nakwaka, and the crowd parted, leaving just enough space for the car to slip through. I was amazed that such a commanding control could be obtained with such little effort. As we passed through the crowd Nakwaka saluted me and gave me a huge smile. His smile was his saving grace. He smiled often and it was from ear to ear, and this single act completely changed his appearance. Not only did he have a great smile, but all the signs he was giving off indicated that he was very alert; his eyes darted in all directions and he picked up every movement, he missed nothing and he radiated inner warmth. I knew in that instant that Nakwaka and I were going to get along just fine.
When I arrived at the factory reception area I was greeted by the manufacturing manager, whose name was Mathew; he politely introduced himself and was quick to tell me that he was not a Kenyan but was in fact of Ugandan nationality. He explained that he had been forced to move to Kenya to avoid the brutal rule of Idi Amin. I did not say so to his face, but to me he looked just like the infamous Amin; thankfully, that is where the similarities ended. Unlike Amin, Mathew was not at all aggressive. He also made a point of informing me that he had a degree in Engineering which he had obtained from Birmingham University, of all places. This was an uncanny coincidence; he had been at Birmingham University which was ten kilometres from the office where I had been interviewed for this job in Nairobi. What a small world.
Mathew gave me a quick tour. I could not believe that the factory was set on a 60-acre site; that amount of land in the UK would accommodate many factories. In fact, many industrial estates are built on less land than that. There was a main reception, an office block and four workshops, comprising tank and pipe fabrication buildings, a press shop and concrete plant. The company manufactured water storage tanks, irrigation pipes, agricultural trailers, concrete slabs, and pipes. I must say, I was very impressed by the machinery and the high standard of workmanship.
I was intrigued by a long single-storey building located at the back of the factory. Mathew proudly informed me that this was the housing block, which was supplied by the company for its skilled employees. The building was home to fifty of the employees and their families. Each room was only three metres by four metres and yet it accommodated one employee and his family, which, on average, amounted to two adults and four children. Each room had one electric light, but no sockets for electrical appliances. Running water was not supplied to the individual rooms but there were two outside taps and one communal toilet, situated at the end of the building.
The block was a hive of activity. There must have been over a hundred small children, all dressed in threadbare clothes. I was fascinated to see them playing with intricate, handmade toys, one of which particularly impressed me. It was a model car, about a metre high, with a frame made out of twisted wire and the bodywork from flattened Tuska beer cans. It was a really colourful masterpiece of craftsmanship. Most of the mothers were busy washing clothes or cooking, but as we passed, they stopped working, waved and said, “Jambo, bwana”, and gave me broad, welcoming smiles.
Mathew lived in a small house next to the employees’ accommodation and he had the luxury of two rooms. He told me that the housing made working for the company very desirable and, although the factory was outside the city, offering this facility helped to attract very good engineers. Back at the factory, I was shown my office. I was flattered when Mathew told me that it was new and had been built specially for me. It was a portable wooden building, located at the top of the factory; from the front windows I could see all of the workshops, but, even better, from the left side and rear windows I could see nothing but miles and miles of open bush, a perfect position.
Later in the day, Ron, a company director, completed my perfect day when he informed me that he would collect me from the hotel at 9 am the next morning so we could go into the city to buy my company car. As agreed, the next morning I was collected by Ron and he informed me that before going car shopping, we would take the opportunity to introduce me to the Group chairman. The chairman was tall and slim, apart from his pot belly, indicating that he enjoyed his food and drink. He was in his late sixties and had a mass of grey, wavy hair. The man just oozed confidence, there was no edge on him and he was a real character. He made me feel at ease and I was comfortable in his company.
When we arrived at the head-office building, I had noticed that there was an orderly queue of about thirty men standing outside the main entrance door. I had presumed that these were casual labourers and the queue was a daily occurrence similar to the one at the factory but, because we were in the city, the process was more civilised. By way of conversation, I mentioned my conclusion to the chairman and he smiled and said that in fact this was not the case. He explained that in order to carry out day-to-day activities in the city it was necessary to hand out a number of bribes and it had reached the stage where company employees were carrying large amounts of small banknotes in order to pay these small bribes. Sharp-eyed robbers had seen an opportunity and a number of employees had been beaten up and relieved of their cash. The company had therefore designed a special voucher that employees handed out instead of cash. The person receiving the bribe voucher then had to present it to the company cashier, who exchanged it for cash. Bribes were a new experience for me and it was even more bizarre that they were accepted so openly. When I mentioned this to the chairman, he said, “When you want something done faster than a snail’s pace, you will soon learn the magic of a small bribe.” But I never felt comfortable with giving out bribes.
On the way to the first garage, Ron told me that he was an ex-rally driver and that he had actually raced in the famous Kenyan Safari Rally. He was looking forward to spending the rest of the day car hunting, and it is fair to say that Ron and I were in our element. He told me that many cars didn’t last five minutes on the rough Kenyan roads, and the ones that would stand up to the conditions were in high demand. After a few fruitless visits to various car dealerships, where the vehicles we were offered did not pass muster, we eventually found the perfect car, a bright-blue Datsun 1800cc petrol estate. The car had already been prepared for life in Kenya and had been fitted with reinforced suspension and bull bars, but the clincher was air-conditioning. Thirty minutes later I was closely following Ron in my new car as we drove back to the hotel.
I was a little concerned about driving in Kenya because I had read that, as well as Nairobi’s traffic congestion, there was also a serious problem with vehicle accident deaths. In fact, Nairobi has one of the highest rates of road death in the world, with over 500 fatal accidents per 100,000 vehicles, as compared with the UK, with only 20 fatalities per 100,000 vehicles. Thankfully, the traffic was kind to me that day and my journey to the hotel in my brand-new car passed without incident or close shaves.
Now I had a car, I decided to go for a drive and find the nearest shop. It was 6 pm and the sun was still shining brightly. I made my way through the beautiful flower-filled grounds to Reception and asked the receptionist for directions to the nearest shop. I explained that I wanted to buy some toiletries, but she just could not understand why I wanted to go out to purchase them when they were all available from the hotel shop. I told her I was at a loose end and wanted to go and explore. After fifteen frustrating minutes of me asking and much shaking of her head, she eventually and reluctantly gave me directions to the nearest shop. I set off on my little adventure and carefully followed the map that the receptionist had drawn for me. I drove out of the hotel and turned right onto the main road, passing a brewery on the left. I then turned right again and drove down a small, tree-lined, leafy and very bumpy lane, as per the map. After a couple of kilometres I found a small supermarket. I parked the car in one of the designated parking spaces and turned the engine off. As I sat there, I recalled that Ron had told me that there had been a spate of robberies at the local shops. Robbers would hide in the bushes and when you got out of your car they would jump out, put a gun to your head and force you into the boot of your car and drive off. I will leave the rest to your imagination, but it invariably ends in the driver’s death.
To be sure it was safe, I cautiously studied the surrounding bushes. It all looked clear so I carefully got out of the car and walked at a fast pace to the shop. I was not in the least surprised to find that the shopkeeper was of Indian nationality, it seems that some things don’t change, wherever you are in the world. The store was well stocked and I was able to buy all of the items that I required and at a considerably cheaper price than in the hotel. No wonder the girl on Reception wanted me to shop at the hotel, she was probably on commission!
Next to the general store was a fruit shop which was positively bursting with fresh fruit and vegetables, so I wandered in for a look around. There were a lot of items on show that I had never seen before but, although tempted, I decided to stick to fruit that I knew and bought a fresh Kenyan-grown pineapple and some bananas. While I was paying I noticed it was starting to get dark outside. By the time I had paid and got out of the shop it was completely dark. I quickly got into the car and started my drive back to the hotel, now in total darkness. I found it hard to believe that this was the road I had travelled down a few minutes earlier. It seemed like a completely different place, and in the pitch black night everywhere had a different look and feel about it. The quaint little wooden huts at the side of the road, which had been empty when I had passed them in daylight, had now turned into restaurants with open fires or makeshift barbecues. There was no electricity in these huts and they were lit by paraffin lamps or candles, a health and safety nightmare! The light emitted by these lamps lit up the customers’ faces strangely, rather like having a torch under your chin so that the light shines up over your face giving it a distorted appearance. What was more frightening was that for some reason all of these distorted faces were looking at me.
The roadside was now awash with people, presumably walking home from work. In some places people were walking four abreast and some were even in the middle of the road. There were no street lights and I had to drive with great caution at a snail’s pace to avoid running someone over. I must admit, I felt very out of place and conspicuously white. Fortunately, once I reached the main road there were street lights and not so many people walking on the road, so I was able to get back to the hotel without further delay. I was very relieved to be back in the security of the hotel grounds after my first short experience of being on my own in Africa at night.


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